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ULTIMATE SURVEY FOR: Jess Black

NAME GIVEN AT BIRTH: Jesse Len Black

NICKNAMES: Jess, Jees, Jesus Maria Jose, Jesamillion, Jestifer, Jesabel, Jesaroo

HOMETOWN: Menard, TX

CURRENT RESIDENCE: San Angelo, TX

EYES: Green

HAIR COLOR AND STYLE: Brown - military

FAVORITE RELATIVE: Cousin Judy

WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT LAST YEAR? Riding the Scary Rides!

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? Too difficult to spell

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Anything on Food Network, Lost, Glee

ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: No mouse pad

IN THE CAR...AC OR OPEN WINDOWS: AC during day, windows at night

FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Monopoly

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Mental_Floss

FAVORITE SOUND: Rain

FAVORITE SMELL: Hydrogen

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Realizing that you're not loved by the one you love

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: waking up next to someone you love

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS: Happy

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? Shit, here we go again.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? No

ROLLER COASTERS-DEADLY OR EXCITING? Exciting!!

PEN OR PENCIL: Pencil

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? However many it takes to check Caller ID

ARE YOU A GOOD FRIEND? The best!

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Sometimes

THUNDERSTORMS? I don't sleep with thunderstorms, but I like them.

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Leonardo Da Vinci

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Aries

WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? A smile

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? I don't eat shrubbery

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Symphony manager

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Strawberry blonde

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? Already have nine

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BRAND OF GUM? Wrigley's Spearment

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes

WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? A nice relaxing picture of the ocean.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Time to order another beer.

WHICH DO YOU PREFER, COOL RANCH OR NACHO CHEESE DORITOS? Cool ranch

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Rain

FAVORITE MOVIE? Powder or Rebel Without a Cause or School Ties or Swing Kids or With Honors or Brokeback Mountain or Breakfast at Tiffanys or Auntie Mame or The Object of My Affection, or Mommy Dearest or Steel Magnolias or Beaches

WHITE OR CHOCOLATE MILK? I do not consume bovine lactations

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Kinda ambi but mostly right

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yes

WHEN YOU MEET A PERSON OF THE SAME SEX, WHAT DO YOU NOTICE FIRST? Shoes

HAVE YOU EVER SAVED A CHAT CONVERSATION? Yes

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHICH WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE? A Ho(e). Heehee

WHAT KIND OF SHOE WOULD YOU BE? Chanel Slingback

IF YOU COULD DO ANYTHING TO A PERSON YOU HATED MOST, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Forgive them

WHICH DO YOU PREFER, MUD WRESTLING OR JELLO WRESTLING? Oil

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: 13

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? Jeep Liberty

WHO IS/WAS YOUR BIGGEST CRUSH? Bud

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Both, but if I had to choose...croutons

FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING: Italian or Ranch

DO YOU DRINK: Is the Pope Catholic?

SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER: Shampoo, then conditioner

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SKINNY DIPPING: Yeah, baby!

DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE: Whenever it's appropriate

FAVORITE COLOR: The color of the sea after a storm

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Kind-of

ONE PILLOW OR TWO: Two

PETS: None, my dog is dead

FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC: Rock/alternative/jazz/classical/classical crossover

HOBBIES: Reading, Music, Drinking, Philosophy, Psychology, Astrology, Astronomy, Playing piano, Singing

TOOTHPASTE: Aquafresh

FAVORITE FOOD: Potatoes, Pizza, Jerky, Pasta

ON-LINE CRUSH: Big Steve

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Fairly well considering...

FAVORITE TOWN TO CHILL IN: New York

FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Blue Bell Vanilla Bean

FAVORITE DRINK: Water

WHAT'S YOUR BEDTIME: 9:00 p.m.-weekdays 3:00 a.m.-weekends

FAVORITE PERFUME/COLOGNE: L'eau De Issey by Issey Miyake, Kenneth Cole Black, Bvlgari

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